Tryanuary 2024: Funky Fluid – Free Gelato, Verde Ice Cream Sour (0.5% ABV)

Welcome back to the Eternal Hoptimists! Today Kayla is trying out this very interesting non alcoholic Verde Icecream Sour from Funky Fluid. When she took her first sip the eyebrows certainly did raise, so lets see what she has to say about it! This is another classic “not a beer” sour, or that’s what PeterContinue reading “Tryanuary 2024: Funky Fluid – Free Gelato, Verde Ice Cream Sour (0.5% ABV)”

Mash Gang x Vault City – Only in Dreams Strawberry & Jalapeño Margarita Pickleback (0.5% ABV)

Hello, and welcome back to the Eternal Hoptimists, Not knowing what a ‘Pickleback‘ is I relied upon trusty Google for help and discovered that it is a shot glass of pickling brine. Lovely. A look at the ingredients appear to back this up: strawberries, lime, chillis and vinegar are all listed. Hmm Only in NightmaresContinue reading “Mash Gang x Vault City – Only in Dreams Strawberry & Jalapeño Margarita Pickleback (0.5% ABV)”

Vault City – Peach Ice Tea, Sour Table Beer (3.4% ABV)

Welcome back to the Eternal Hoptimists! The weather over the past week has been sub tropical, and so Michaela has been taking advantage of it and has been on a bit of a beery binge, not only did she do several reviews at the Saltaire brewery beer festival, but she’s been popping the sours too.Continue reading “Vault City – Peach Ice Tea, Sour Table Beer (3.4% ABV)”

Brew York x Mash Gang – Little Purple One Hazelnut & Chocolate Stout (2.8% ABV)

Hello, and welcome back to the Eternal Hoptimists, ‘Little Purple One’ can only mean two things to a man of my age, Prince Rogers Nelson the funkiest, mini-dynamo, guitar god or the one Quality Street that everyone loves and bickers over. This collaboration beer between one of my personal favourite brewers (Brew York) and theContinue reading “Brew York x Mash Gang – Little Purple One Hazelnut & Chocolate Stout (2.8% ABV)”

T|E|H : Into The Mild.

Hello and welcome back to the Eternal Hoptimists! You guessed it, its May so it wouldn’t be complete without the obligatory look at the modern mild! It is Mild Month after all! Now when we think of mild, we tend to think of flatcap wearing grandads sitting in a wooden clad dark traditional drinking holes.Continue reading “T|E|H : Into The Mild.”

Schofferhofer Grapefruit (2.5% ABV)

Hello and welcome back to the Eternal Hoptimists, If anyone mentions the word Radler surely the first beer that would spring to the mind of most people is Schofferhofer Grapefruit and many people describe this as a classic beer that is probably the best example of the style. In this review we take a lookContinue reading “Schofferhofer Grapefruit (2.5% ABV)”

Pohjala- Prenzlauer, Non alcoholic Raspberry Sour(0.5% ABV)

Welcome back to the Eternal Hoptimists. Our resident sour king is back at it again. He really seems to be getting into these low ABV beers, he might even become out main correspondent on the subject, Dietry Conditions: Containts Lactose. This one was very tame for a sour, but quite tasty. Not at all badContinue reading “Pohjala- Prenzlauer, Non alcoholic Raspberry Sour(0.5% ABV)”

Heist – Long Live The Lettuce, table beer (3.4% ABV)

Welcome back to the Eternal Hoptimists. Today Sam is standing firm, a beer in hand, and will probably spend more time typing this review up than the Lizzy did in office actually working! At 3.4% its quite a weak beer, which is typical of the style, and directly parody’s the strength of the conservative leadership.Continue reading “Heist – Long Live The Lettuce, table beer (3.4% ABV)”

Woof & Brew – Bottom Sniffer (0.0% ABV)

At Hoptimist Towers we pride ourselves in being thorough and at times ground-breaking. Christmas has just gone and we are all looking to recover from our excesses, hence the low-alcohol fortnight. Now we do not condone the giving of alcoholic beverages to pets, but we do recognise that a dog is man’s best friend andContinue reading “Woof & Brew – Bottom Sniffer (0.0% ABV)”

Saltaire – Northern Light Single Hop Citra Pale (0.5% ABV)

Looking through the shelves of my local Asda (other supermarkets are available) for low alcohol beers I spotted this one amongst some of the better-known ones. A single hopped (with Citra) pale ale at 0.5% seemed to fit the bill and offer great promise, perfect for our early January reviews. I have enjoyed some goodContinue reading “Saltaire – Northern Light Single Hop Citra Pale (0.5% ABV)”